Couples
and Married Life.
* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy,
and it's true. As soon as I
got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist
in kitchen, artist in home &
devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in
home & economist in Bed.
* Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but
paying the bill does!
* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is
blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U
r my headache, one day I'll
kill u.
* Getting married is very much like going to
a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see
what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
* Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will
never come.
* Why do couples hold hands during their
wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers
shaking hands before the fight
begins!
* Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2
minutes.
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